Touchma

Touchma balls bitch

guy1: i have touchma

guy2: what thouchma

guy1: thouchma balls bitch

guy2: I'm going to comic t-pose

Touchma by olafintwentyyears September 16, 2018

somebody toucha my spaghet

A crime punishable by death in multiple countries including Italy. This as an act on the most ruthless of criminals commit.

Oh no somebody toucha my spaghet.

somebody toucha my spaghet by deadly Mexican January 16, 2018

touchaphobic 

one who has the fear of touching someone, or having someone touch them.

"i think it's amazing now you two are so touchaphobic. i've dated a bunch of people, and none of my relationships have ever been like that"

touchaphobic by steve carroll January 22, 2005

Somebody toucha ma spaghett 

A cool fresh meme from 2018 which originated from an old cartoon of Goldilocks and the three bears. The meme centres around the daddo bear as he says “Somebody toucha ma spaghett!”

Hey have you heard that meme “Somebody toucha ma spaghett”
It is well funny like Logan Neistat

Somebody toucha ma spaghett by Some loganger January 10, 2018

touchbase 

when geting a blowjob and the lips go to the bottom of the penis

the said he wants to touchbase with me we all giggled

i was geting a blowjob and she can touchbase

touchbase by lowelljoe January 3, 2010

Toucha 

A person who trys to get something out of others for nothing in return; pimp

"Dude, Look at you with your ho's, you're such a toucha"

Toucha by Emzza January 14, 2009

Torchmark Fattie 

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

Torchmark Fattie by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009