TouchMeNot Share definition Flag A very beautiful woman that you date who doesn't like to be touched. You reach for your girlfriend and she runs, so you say, "Come here and give me a hug, TouchMeNot!" TouchMeNot by Faded Character January 28, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the TouchMeNot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch