To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.
A truchaser loves his trans gf. He will hug her and cuddle her when shes feeling sad. He will play Stardew Valley and listen to 100 gecs and radiohead with her. He will earn money so she can get FFS and SRS and help her pay for her hrt. He will comfort her when she's sad and cuts herself. He will clean her cuts and maybecut himself with her :O. A truchaser is loyal and will never leave his gf.
Not to be confused with fakechaser: a chaser who is uniquely interested in trans women sexually and loses interest in them after post-nut clarity.
Taimi has now added the label 'truchaser' for users to distinguish themselves from the fakechasers polluting the app.
this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet
his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!