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Touchbase 

A vague description given in a Teams invite to catch subordinates off guard before you give them the axe
Seif just sent me a Teams invite with Touchbase in the subject line, so it’s been nice working you boys!

Touch Base 

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
Touch Base by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004
Word of the Day on April 6, 2008

touchbag 

This word is used in situations where profanity is not acceptable. It would be used instead of asshole or douchebag, possibly even fuckface.
Charlie is a touchbag when he interrupts me when I'm talking.
touchbag by asia30965 January 31, 2009

touchcake 

a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.
I'm going to pound your touchcake.
touchcake by tippir September 3, 2010

truchaser 

A truchaser loves his trans gf. He will hug her and cuddle her when shes feeling sad. He will play Stardew Valley and listen to 100 gecs and radiohead with her. He will earn money so she can get FFS and SRS and help her pay for her hrt. He will comfort her when she's sad and cuts herself. He will clean her cuts and maybe cut himself with her :O. A truchaser is loyal and will never leave his gf.

Not to be confused with fakechaser: a chaser who is uniquely interested in trans women sexually and loses interest in them after post-nut clarity.
Taimi has now added the label 'truchaser' for users to distinguish themselves from the fakechasers polluting the app.
truchaser by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 3, 2023

hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
hairy touchas mullet by roocuckoo August 19, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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