by lowelljoe January 3, 2010
Get the touchbase mug.A vague description given in a Teams invite to catch subordinates off guard before you give them the axe
Seif just sent me a Teams invite with Touchbase in the subject line, so it’s been nice working you boys!
by Dave The Meme King July 8, 2023
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To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004
Get the Touch Base mug.This word is used in situations where profanity is not acceptable. It would be used instead of asshole or douchebag, possibly even fuckface.
by asia30965 January 31, 2009
Get the touchbag mug.a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.
I'm going to pound your touchcake.
by tippir September 3, 2010
Get the touchcake mug.A truchaser loves his trans gf. He will hug her and cuddle her when shes feeling sad. He will play Stardew Valley and listen to 100 gecs and radiohead with her. He will earn money so she can get FFS and SRS and help her pay for her hrt. He will comfort her when she's sad and cuts herself. He will clean her cuts and maybe cut himself with her :O. A truchaser is loyal and will never leave his gf.
Not to be confused with fakechaser: a chaser who is uniquely interested in trans women sexually and loses interest in them after post-nut clarity.
Not to be confused with fakechaser: a chaser who is uniquely interested in trans women sexually and loses interest in them after post-nut clarity.
Taimi has now added the label 'truchaser' for users to distinguish themselves from the fakechasers polluting the app.
by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 3, 2023
Get the truchaser mug.this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet
his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
by roocuckoo August 19, 2009
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