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Touch Base
To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
Touch Base by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004
Word of the Day on April 6, 2008
touchcake
a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.
truchaser
A truchaser loves his trans gf. He will hug her and cuddle her when shes feeling sad. He will play Stardew Valley and listen to 100 gecs and radiohead with her. He will earn money so she can get FFS and SRS and help her pay for her hrt. He will comfort her when she's sad and cuts herself. He will clean her cuts and maybe cut himself with her :O. A truchaser is loyal and will never leave his gf.
Not to be confused with fakechaser: a chaser who is uniquely interested in trans women sexually and loses interest in them after post-nut clarity.
Not to be confused with fakechaser: a chaser who is uniquely interested in trans women sexually and loses interest in them after post-nut clarity.
Taimi has now added the label 'truchaser' for users to distinguish themselves from the fakechasers polluting the app.
truchaser by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 3, 2023
hairy touchas mullet
this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet
his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
hairy touchas mullet by roocuckoo August 19, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.