testosterbro

Your buddy who comes along with you to the "all female" event you got stuck attending

I can't believe I got roped into going to a baby shower. Thank God my testosterbro came and brought beer!

by Toooldtobecool February 7, 2017

Testosteroom

A room that every man has that is just his, for his belongings that the female party will not allow in common areas. This room is often banned of most womerns. Most womerns wouldnt want to anyway.....

Ive got my Jackie Chan posters up in the testosteroom. Come and see, we are safe there, she cant come in.

by unknownsquid May 22, 2009

Testosterphone

Attempting to make light of the male stereotype that phone conversations between guy friends are often quick and to-the-point, someone cleverly coined this verb by combining "testosterone" with "phone".

In reality, the word is too long to ever see common use outside of making yourself look like a tool.

Person A: Hey, I'm going to testosterphone Eric. Hehe.
Person B: What?
Person A: Get it? Testosterphone! Like, "testosterone" and "phone", but together! Haha! Isn't that clever?!
Person B: You fail.

by BlueSunrise May 31, 2007

Testosterzone

The space left between men when sitting. Most often found in the empty chair between men at a theater. See also "gay buffer." Use testosterzone instead of "gay buffer" if you don't want to sound like a total nimrod.

A: can I sit by you?
B: Sure man, just leave a little testosterzone

or

those guys must be guymese twins, they are so close there's not even a little testosterzone.

by nosemilk August 6, 2010

Testosterbone

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.

After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Testosterphone

Short phone calls under 30 seconds. Typically spoken in Afrikaans.

>> impossible to transcribe conversations in Afrikaans <<
To simulate your own testosterphone conversation, put a potato in your mouth and attempt to speak.

by Haans Spucklemeier May 30, 2007

testosterhole

a male who grunts publicly and excessively during a workout.

The testosterhole was flogged to death with a spool of spandex by the aerobics class who could not hear their music.

by JamesMystique December 17, 2011