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Testosteroom 

A room that every man has that is just his, for his belongings that the female party will not allow in common areas. This room is often banned of most womerns. Most womerns wouldnt want to anyway.....
Ive got my Jackie Chan posters up in the testosteroom. Come and see, we are safe there, she cant come in.
Testosteroom by unknownsquid May 22, 2009

Testosterphone 

Attempting to make light of the male stereotype that phone conversations between guy friends are often quick and to-the-point, someone cleverly coined this verb by combining "testosterone" with "phone".

In reality, the word is too long to ever see common use outside of making yourself look like a tool.
Person A: Hey, I'm going to testosterphone Eric. Hehe.
Person B: What?
Person A: Get it? Testosterphone! Like, "testosterone" and "phone", but together! Haha! Isn't that clever?!
Person B: You fail.

Testosterzone 

The space left between men when sitting. Most often found in the empty chair between men at a theater. See also "gay buffer." Use testosterzone instead of "gay buffer" if you don't want to sound like a total nimrod.
A: can I sit by you?
B: Sure man, just leave a little testosterzone

or

those guys must be guymese twins, they are so close there's not even a little testosterzone.
Testosterzone by nosemilk August 6, 2010

Testosterbone 

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.
After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.
Testosterbone by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Testosterphone 

Short phone calls under 30 seconds. Typically spoken in Afrikaans.
>> impossible to transcribe conversations in Afrikaans <<
To simulate your own testosterphone conversation, put a potato in your mouth and attempt to speak.

testosterhole

a male who grunts publicly and excessively during a workout.
The testosterhole was flogged to death with a spool of spandex by the aerobics class who could not hear their music.
testosterhole by JamesMystique December 17, 2011