Tosspants

An expression is upset or anger, particularly towards video game characters such as Crash Bandicoot, if they fail to follow your instructions.

Usually shouted when the gamer himself in fact has failed.

Upon being eaten by a vicious plant: 'Crash Bandicoot, you tosspants!'

by GoombaKoala May 16, 2010

tosspaste

The gelatinous excretion propulsed from the male erectile member at the point of orgasm.

Matt Menzies, the sponge-monkey, licks tosspaste off cripple's penises, when flaccid.

by monty haul March 15, 2008

torsopants

pants designed to be worn on the torso, specially designed so there is a hole for your head. Similar to a t-shirt.

You can't go into that 7-11 with no shirt on.

Relax, I'll throw on a pair of torsopants.

by dickhertz69 August 24, 2008

tosspots

a silly, stupid, or crazy person that plays with someone's tablet computer in the library before an exam

You TOSSPOTS! You should be studying, not scribbling on computers!!!!

by shmanna September 5, 2008

Trespantsing.

The act of waiting for someone to exit a bathroom, and when they do you quickly pull their pants down and make a run for it. The person must be a complete stranger, henceforth 'trespantsing'.

I was supposed to study last night, but instead I went trespantsing.

by kittendizzle December 9, 2010

tesspanish

the language of spanish. misusing the verbs and other junk. like tessa.

me dos is correct in tesspanish!

by tessa~~ November 13, 2011