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The gelatinous excretion propulsed from the male erectile member at the point of orgasm.
Matt Menzies, the sponge-monkey, licks tosspaste off cripple's penises, when flaccid.
by monty haul March 14, 2008
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Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.
"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"
by Bugalo Boris from Idadown July 21, 2003
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