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tosspottery

Can be defined as an act of folly by an individual or group; exuding a negative yet humorous quality such as: self-indulgence, delusions of grandeur, blind stupidity, beaurocracy, incompetence etc.
Putting on his 'Lighthouse Family' album to get the party started was an act of sheer tosspottery.
tosspottery by jimenycricket April 4, 2010
Related Words

tosstesterone 

An excess of the hormone tosstesterone
causes sufferers to:
1. act like tossers
and
2. test everyones patience.
Man, the way you're picking fights with everyone you meet
- you need a prostrate check,
I think you're suffering from excess tosstesterone.
tosstesterone by ex patriot August 21, 2007

Tosspants 

An expression is upset or anger, particularly towards video game characters such as Crash Bandicoot, if they fail to follow your instructions.

Usually shouted when the gamer himself in fact has failed.
Upon being eaten by a vicious plant: 'Crash Bandicoot, you tosspants!'
Tosspants by GoombaKoala May 16, 2010

Tosspotted

I am gonna get tosspotted tonight
Tosspotted by Wordywonderland December 26, 2018

toss paste 

Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.
"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"

tootpaste 

refried beans (as opposed to baked beans)
Baked beans are great as a main dish at a farty party; for a tasty alternative, try tootpaste. It's fartastic.
tootpaste by Beano Bambino August 27, 2011