Tossil 

Used to describe an elderly male who exhibits outrageous arrogance, strongly believes that females are best "barefoot and pregnant" and plays with himself daily. Usually lives alone with no real friends.

That tossil needs to learn some respect! He is not the centre of the universe.

Tossil by Great Judge December 29, 2020

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

tossle cap 

A colloquialism specific to Pittsburgh natives. Generally known as a toboggan, beanie, or skull cap by everyone else.

I went outside and it was freezing, so I went back for my tossle cap.

tossle cap by JHoVe May 3, 2010

tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

tossin' softies by tossin softies April 30, 2011

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Tonsil quidditch by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

Tossing it off 

1 Often used in industry, refers to the act of appearing to be working when actually doing nothing useful. Similar to skiving

What've you been doing all day, apart from tossing it off?

Tossing it off by VdiffDave July 30, 2007

Midget Tossing 

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.

Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"

Midget Tossing by Benge October 24, 2005