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A complete useless piece of skin, an insult

As in "you bloody tonsil"
Tonsil by traxn October 7, 2005
Words you can keep
Act of or recieveing a blow job
dude, chelsea gave me the best tonsil last night
Tonsil by keri keri January 3, 2009

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).
Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Tonsil Hammer 

A long hard cock.
I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.
Tonsil Hammer by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

tonsil slurp 

a deep kiss when the tongue wipes the tonsils
He gave her a good tonsil slurp and she could smell he hadn't scraped his tongue for a week
tonsil slurp by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

tonsil train 

when five or more guys cum on a girls face one after another
i watched the girl get a tonsil train on red tube
tonsil train by njc9295 January 26, 2009

tonsil bashing man hammer 

A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!
Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!

Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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