It means love and blargendoodle. This is also a word you should use when you are angry or surprised. This word was also used by the one and only Cravon Morgan.
by crayoncolor1305 September 13, 2018
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"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
by CAC3 June 13, 2016
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Tortuna
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somebody who's cognitive architecture is dominated by the ability to selectively NOT think about things they don't want to think about: brings up subjects they don't work through, don't work through details of something they think happened, not paying attention to most of the data.
When the creationists were presented data and scientific proof that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, they kept their tortucan attitude and didn't bother to study it.
by Retsejretsej July 14, 2019
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by its_aks November 11, 2005
Get the tortune mug.The last song that you have heard which is spontaneously and annoyingly playing in your head: LAST SONG SYNDROME
n. tortune
vb.tortune, -ed, have --ed.
n. tortune
vb.tortune, -ed, have --ed.
Samson Playing
B1: Man that song's great...
B2: No. It gives me LSS.
B1: LSS is out man...You are tortuned by it...
B1: Man that song's great...
B2: No. It gives me LSS.
B1: LSS is out man...You are tortuned by it...
by Hotnail kickers August 8, 2009
Get the Tortune mug.a place that, in theory, doesn't exist-- you can only find it if you've been there before. nobody knows the exact location of it, or how to get there, unless somebody else knows the way. you can't ask for directions how to get there either.
person 1: hey, lets go to kyles house
person 2: i have no idea where it is, or how to get there
person 1: can we call him and get directions?
person 2: no, its like tortuga, nobody knows how to get there.
person 3: hey, ive been there once, i can lead the way.
person 2: i have no idea where it is, or how to get there
person 1: can we call him and get directions?
person 2: no, its like tortuga, nobody knows how to get there.
person 3: hey, ive been there once, i can lead the way.
by ka301243 April 25, 2011
Get the tortuga mug.Tortuga describes a person who is very studious and cares a lot about grades and studying.
Originally derived from studious people who wear big backpacks as high up as possible, making them look like a turtle, tortuga has now come to describe any person who is exceptionally scholarly and hard-working.
Originally derived from studious people who wear big backpacks as high up as possible, making them look like a turtle, tortuga has now come to describe any person who is exceptionally scholarly and hard-working.
Look at Corinna, she's in the library every Friday. What a tortuga!!
John would rather study that come play football. He's such a tortuga.
John would rather study that come play football. He's such a tortuga.
by Johan Sladikus October 16, 2005
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