by Rapper$delight September 21, 2019
(v.) The act of taking one's backpack, emptying the contents, flipping the backpack inside-out, putting the contents back in, and zipping the backpack up.
The act of turning one's backpack inside out. Typically done to a classmate when he/she is zoned out, or just very involved in the lesson that day.
A very funny practical joke, that will be appearing in the 2014 Olympics as Speed Turtling.
Usually done by ninja-like people, who are adept in the art of stealth. If the turtlee happens to catch the turtler in the act, the turtler has to return the contents of the backpack to their original state.
The act of turning one's backpack inside out. Typically done to a classmate when he/she is zoned out, or just very involved in the lesson that day.
A very funny practical joke, that will be appearing in the 2014 Olympics as Speed Turtling.
Usually done by ninja-like people, who are adept in the art of stealth. If the turtlee happens to catch the turtler in the act, the turtler has to return the contents of the backpack to their original state.
*reaches for a pencil* "Dude, what happened to my backpack?"
"I don't know man, looks like you got turtled! Haha!"
"What the heck is that??"
"Can't you see your backpack? Looks like that ninja kid in the back of class has done some turtling..."
*struggles to get pencil*
"I don't know man, looks like you got turtled! Haha!"
"What the heck is that??"
"Can't you see your backpack? Looks like that ninja kid in the back of class has done some turtling..."
*struggles to get pencil*
by ghetto blonde band geek April 01, 2010
by Bigsquirtnort January 11, 2015
When you take all the crap out of someones backpack, flip it inside out, put all the stuff back in and zip it up during class. Usually when the person who owns the backpack is going to the bathroom...
"Mr. Hugger, tell Yari to quit turtling my backpack whenever I leave the class"
"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"
"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"
by Laquisha LM May 22, 2008
When a chubby dog is laying on his back to get belly rubs, then hears something and gets excited, and tries to get up really fast but can't because he is too fat and has stubby legs. This results in a lot of flailing around and squirming back and forth (which he does in an effort to get enough traction or momentum to flip back around). Doing this, the dog resembles a turtle that has fallen on its back, unable to flip itself right-side-up.
by CeraWithaC May 08, 2015
Verb. To hide ones head in a shirt, sweater, or blanket. Can involve also laying in fetal position. Happens when someone is extremely uncomfortable.
Samie: Kelly and Abbie were fighting right in front of me and I don't like confrontation.
Mary Madison: What did you do?
Samie: I did the only thing I could do, I began turtling.
Mary Madison: What did you do?
Samie: I did the only thing I could do, I began turtling.
by campooledidit December 06, 2013
1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".
2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."
Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)
2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"
Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)
2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"
Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
by Giant Cookie February 24, 2010