Tootling

The act of snagging semi attached toppings on an adjacent piece of pizza.

Tim is world renowned for "tootling" extra cheese and pepperoni every time there is a pizza within ten feet of him.

by Decal in Arizona April 26, 2009

Tipsy Tootling

When a person is failing to be sneaky , and yet continues to attempt to be sneaky. Event if their cover is obviously blown.

" Hey pal I see you there in the bush , now quit Tipsy Tootling around like a little fart and get out of here"

by Hdj February 20, 2008

tooling for roof

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...

Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Tooting your own vuvuzela

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.

1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y

by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010

Tooting

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

by lathsc January 9, 2020

Saber-Toothing

The act of preying on young men by a woman past the appropriate age of a Cougar.

That old woman is Saber-Toothing hardcore.

by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011

Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010