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turtled em 

When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.

I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
Jason pushed that dude off the boot pack and turtled em into 3' feet of fresh pow.
turtled em by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
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turtledumplin 

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs
Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin
turtledumplin by CassieWin February 9, 2023

Turtledove 

an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.

a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.

Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
Turtledove by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010

TurtleDipper 

when you are taking a shit and your penis falls into the toilet water
i just had a TurtleDipper man.
TurtleDipper by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008
A reptile mostly liked by 10 year-olds that look like zombies.
I like tortles
Tortle by AngelaMariee September 30, 2010

Harry Turtledove 

1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter

2. To suck at something voraciously

3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.

2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.

3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
Harry Turtledove by stinko2309 March 29, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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