CassieWin's definitions

turtledumplin

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs

Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin

by CassieWin February 9, 2023

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Prick Blind

To be "Prick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Prick Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls in their 50s who peaked in High School

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Prick Blind

by CassieWin November 13, 2023

Lavender Blonde

A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.

Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde

by CassieWin February 12, 2023

Smackrat

A smackrat is a horrible drug addled creature with the features of a rat that just will not die

I see Shaun the Smackrat is still chatting shit on twitter instead of doing us all a favor and dying

by CassieWin February 11, 2023

Pissy Drewp

A Pissy Drewp is a very specific type of cry baby that always whines about anything and everything. Thinks people hate them because they're gay, but it's because they're a massive asshole. Is also known to be a grifter, a Trump supporter and a dog fucker

Andrew is crying again; he's such a Pissy Drewp

by CassieWin February 12, 2023

Funpire

A funpire is someone that will suck the fun out of anyone in their general vicinity; a fun sponge, like they need to suck everyone's fun to stop themselves aging because they're actually a centuries old hag

Linda is such a funpire, she must have sneezed out a jellyfish

by CassieWin July 12, 2023