CassieWin's definitions

turtledumplin

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs

Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin

by CassieWin February 9, 2023

Ginchimp

Ginchimp is someone that uses twitter whilst drunk (mainly on gin) that screeches into the void like a wounded howler monkey having a tricky shit. It can also be seen stealing other women's avis, and laughing at it's own incoherent ramblings.

Chachi is drunk again, she's about to go full Ginchimp

by CassieWin February 10, 2023

Meme Loser

A Meme Loser is someone that posts endless amounts of shit, stolen memes, because they're far too stupid to come up with their own. Can be found dwelling in Florida, cowering in the garage from the wife and her flip-flop. When not hiding from the wife, they can be found in truck-stop glory holes, sucking cock in return for memes.

Josh has spent all weekend getting high and stealing other people's work again; he's such a Meme Loser

by CassieWin February 11, 2023

Smackrat

A smackrat is a horrible drug addled creature with the features of a rat that just will not die

I see Shaun the Smackrat is still chatting shit on twitter instead of doing us all a favor and dying

by CassieWin February 11, 2023

Lavender Blonde

A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.

Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde

by CassieWin February 12, 2023

Pissy Drewp

A Pissy Drewp is a very specific type of cry baby that always whines about anything and everything. Thinks people hate them because they're gay, but it's because they're a massive asshole. Is also known to be a grifter, a Trump supporter and a dog fucker

Andrew is crying again; he's such a Pissy Drewp

by CassieWin February 12, 2023

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023