turtled

To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.

Dude, Mike turtled Ian's bag when he went to the bathroom.

by skibum May 16, 2005

turtled

to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side

did u see that fatass get turtled? he was out cold rockin side to side!

by TMNT Splinter November 26, 2011

Turtled

The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.

"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."

by AdaleighFaith December 30, 2016

turtled

when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).

She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.

by j smoove operator January 23, 2010

Turtled

To be appeoached in a sexual manner become paralyzed, curl up, and rolling over on your back to protect yourself

The bosses wife was getting a little handsie and turtled Heidi.

by Shell game December 21, 2017

turtled

To truck someone in a football game and place the opposing player directly on his back.

Damn! Peyton Hillis just turtled ol' boy, look, he's laying on his back right now!

by Big Curt55 November 30, 2010

turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back

megan was completly turtled last night she ended up in hospital and had to be pumped

by tonymush November 15, 2010