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To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.
Dude, Mike turtled Ian's bag when he went to the bathroom.
by skibum May 15, 2005
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turtledunknown
to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side
did u see that fatass get turtled? he was out cold rockin side to side!
#one hitter quitter#ktfo#ko#obese#fatass#whale#cholo#double chinned#fatty#turtle#ninja turtles#yolo
by TMNT Splinter November 26, 2011
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Turtledsex
The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.
"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."
by AdaleighFaith December 30, 2016
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turtledsex
when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).
She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.
#oral sex#kinky#gross#anus#butthole
by j smoove operator January 23, 2010
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turtledsports
To truck someone in a football game and place the opposing player directly on his back.
Damn! Peyton Hillis just turtled ol' boy, look, he's laying on his back right now!
#truck#hit stick#running back#running#crush
by Big Curt55 November 28, 2010
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turtledunknown
To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back
megan was completly turtled last night she ended up in hospital and had to be pumped
#turtled#megan#big bird#drunk#very drunk
by tonymush November 12, 2010
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Turtledunknown
To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.
John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?

Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!

John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
#turtled#drunk#intoxicated#wobbly#lost
by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009
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