turtled

To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.

Dude, Mike turtled Ian's bag when he went to the bathroom.

by skibum May 16, 2005

turtled

to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side

did u see that fatass get turtled? he was out cold rockin side to side!

by TMNT Splinter November 26, 2011

turtled

when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).

She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.

by j smoove operator January 23, 2010

turtled

To truck someone in a football game and place the opposing player directly on his back.

Damn! Peyton Hillis just turtled ol' boy, look, he's laying on his back right now!

by Big Curt55 November 30, 2010

turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back

megan was completly turtled last night she ended up in hospital and had to be pumped

by tonymush November 15, 2010

turtled

the act of being followed by someone.

turtle followed them to chipotle during lunch today.

ahh man i just got turtled

by pickles32 December 12, 2009

turtled

To have a shit come half way out but then use your booty to push it back in.

"Fuck man, My shit is coming ou- oh wait it turtled."

by FluffyIsMyNameM8 October 27, 2017