turtled 

To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.

Dude, Mike turtled Ian's bag when he went to the bathroom.

turtled by skibum May 16, 2005

turtled 

to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side

did u see that fatass get turtled? he was out cold rockin side to side!

turtled by TMNT Splinter November 26, 2011

Turtled 

The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.

"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."

Turtled by AdaleighFaith December 30, 2016

turtled 

when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).

She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.

turtled by j smoove operator January 23, 2010

Turtled 

To be appeoached in a sexual manner become paralyzed, curl up, and rolling over on your back to protect yourself

The bosses wife was getting a little handsie and turtled Heidi.

Turtled by Shell game December 21, 2017

turtled 

To truck someone in a football game and place the opposing player directly on his back.

Damn! Peyton Hillis just turtled ol' boy, look, he's laying on his back right now!

turtled by Big Curt55 November 30, 2010

turtled 

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back

megan was completly turtled last night she ended up in hospital and had to be pumped

turtled by tonymush November 15, 2010