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Torticulate 

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.
As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures
Torticulate by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015
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testiculate 

\tuh-STIK-yuh-layt\, intransitive verb:
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking

transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.
As a paraplegic with limited motor skills, Jim couldn't use his hands to emphasize his speech, so instead he had to testiculate. This often led to him getting arrested for public indecency, although every woman he was ever with was never unsatisfied.
testiculate by Zigfried December 8, 2007

turdiculate 

turd ic ulate (n) the microscopic particles of a turd that give a fart that distinctive aroma.
Sandy walked into a cloud of turdiculates left by Taint.
turdiculate by Taint and Sandy August 3, 2007

testiculate 

To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.
As he got more and more drunk, he was not only loud, he was testiculating wildly.
testiculate by David Earle April 16, 2004
Word of the Day on June 10, 2007

triculate 

To slowly move or ooze in no particular direction
As I pulled out early my cum triculated down her back after I shot a load on her shoulder
triculate by Wildcat1995 February 4, 2007

Testiculate 

"To bust someones balls." Giving someone a hard time.
I was just testiculating him.

MAN! I've just been testiculated for something I didn't even do.
Testiculate by Gis November 15, 2005

Testiculate 

the pain you get after being racked in the balls.
johnny's balls testiculated after he was kicked in the balls by his little sister.
Testiculate by insertDongle May 12, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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