Torticulate

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.

As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures

by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015

testiculate

\tuh-STIK-yuh-layt\, intransitive verb:
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking

transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.

As a paraplegic with limited motor skills, Jim couldn't use his hands to emphasize his speech, so instead he had to testiculate. This often led to him getting arrested for public indecency, although every woman he was ever with was never unsatisfied.

by Zigfried December 8, 2007

turdiculate

turd ic ulate (n) the microscopic particles of a turd that give a fart that distinctive aroma.

Sandy walked into a cloud of turdiculates left by Taint.

by Taint and Sandy August 3, 2007

testiculate

To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.

As he got more and more drunk, he was not only loud, he was testiculating wildly.

by David Earle April 16, 2004

triculate

To slowly move or ooze in no particular direction

As I pulled out early my cum triculated down her back after I shot a load on her shoulder

by Wildcat1995 February 4, 2007

Testiculate

"To bust someones balls." Giving someone a hard time.

I was just testiculating him.

MAN! I've just been testiculated for something I didn't even do.

by Gis November 15, 2005

Testiculate

the pain you get after being racked in the balls.

johnny's balls testiculated after he was kicked in the balls by his little sister.

by insertDongle May 12, 2010