turdiculate

turd ic ulate (n) the microscopic particles of a turd that give a fart that distinctive aroma.

Sandy walked into a cloud of turdiculates left by Taint.

by Taint and Sandy August 3, 2007

Torticulate

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.

As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures

by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015

Tudiculate

Verb. To bruise or pound.

"Mike Tyson was destined to be a great soul until Robin Givens tudiculated him into the ground."

by kurrupt1976 June 19, 2009

Turdicate

Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.

Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'

Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'

by Orgasmic Wafro February 25, 2010

triculate

To slowly move or ooze in no particular direction

As I pulled out early my cum triculated down her back after I shot a load on her shoulder

by Wildcat1995 February 4, 2007

Turdulater

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated

"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"

by pizoozoo August 25, 2011