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Torg is a internet slang word for posting on Internet message boards or forums.
Little Jimmy was excited to go online to TORQ his idea on the forums
Torq by James Dometes August 2, 2007
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Torq Wrench 

When she tells you that it isn't big enough, so you hide your sack between your legs to give the impression of a few more inches.
Man, she told me I wasn't big enough, so I had to torq wrench my balls lastnight just to get in bed with her.
Torq Wrench by Frostlord2856 April 7, 2022
Formerly the richest town in England, Torquay is now part of the most deprived union authority in all of South-West England, Torbay.
The town centre has hundreds of mobile phone repair stores.
One of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the UK.
75% of the population are drug addicts, alcoholics or old people.
Torquay has turned into the Blackpool of Devon.
Torquay by smitho111 October 1, 2023

torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

Torque A Wicked Cable 

Taking a huge log-like dump.
We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.
Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.
Torqued by chadioo April 13, 2013

torquelated 

to be totally drunk, high, etc..
Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.
torquelated by DiamondBill August 26, 2009
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