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by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Penzance mug.A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.
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Get the St Ives mug.The armpit of West Sussex.
Formerly a well respected, safe and happy town, it is now the home of drug dealers, chavs, snobs and rough council estates like Bentswood.
Formerly a well respected, safe and happy town, it is now the home of drug dealers, chavs, snobs and rough council estates like Bentswood.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Haywards Heath mug.Arguably the worst town in Devon, if not all of the South West of England.
Statistically the most inbred place in the UK, it is full of alcoholics, pound shops, and chavs. Lots and lots of chavs.
Tiverton has been voted as one of the worst places to live in the UK in the past, which is well deserved.
Statistically the most inbred place in the UK, it is full of alcoholics, pound shops, and chavs. Lots and lots of chavs.
Tiverton has been voted as one of the worst places to live in the UK in the past, which is well deserved.
Dave: You ever been to Tiverton mate?
Chris: I don't think I have
Dave: Don't: it is one of the most horrid settlements on planet earth.
Chris: I don't think I have
Dave: Don't: it is one of the most horrid settlements on planet earth.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Tiverton mug.A strange little town in the middle of nowhere swarming with chavs.
Has a huge Tesco, and is permanently blocked up with traffic. It also has a McDonalds.
Has a huge Tesco, and is permanently blocked up with traffic. It also has a McDonalds.
Cullompton is only known for its McDonald's
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Cullompton mug.A small town in Somerset, England.
Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.
Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.
Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.
Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.
Dean: Wanna have a night out in Chard?
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Chard mug.A town in Cornwall, England. One of the most deprived areas of Europe.
The young people of Camborne desperately try to escape, but they know they will never succeed.
The town is full of druggies and rough pubs.
The kind of place that no one would go to by choice.
The young people of Camborne desperately try to escape, but they know they will never succeed.
The town is full of druggies and rough pubs.
The kind of place that no one would go to by choice.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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