smitho111's definitions

Camborne

A town in Cornwall, England. One of the most deprived areas of Europe.

The young people of Camborne desperately try to escape, but they know they will never succeed.
The town is full of druggies and rough pubs.

The kind of place that no one would go to by choice.

Camborne is a shithole of the highest order

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Minehead

The home of Butlins. Says it all really.

Minehead? Isn't that where butlins is?

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Tiverton

Arguably the worst town in Devon, if not all of the South West of England.

Statistically the most inbred place in the UK, it is full of alcoholics, pound shops, and chavs. Lots and lots of chavs.

Tiverton has been voted as one of the worst places to live in the UK in the past, which is well deserved.

Dave: You ever been to Tiverton mate?
Chris: I don't think I have
Dave: Don't: it is one of the most horrid settlements on planet earth.

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Taunton

A depressing and pointless town in Somerset, UK.

All the shops are closing down in the town centre, leaving Taunton looking like a ghost town.

Taunton is a hellhole

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Penzance

The home of drunken pirates.

Penzance is full of pirates my luvverr

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

St Ives

A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.

St Ives is where people queue up for 4 hours just to use the public toilets

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Haywards Heath

The armpit of West Sussex.

Formerly a well respected, safe and happy town, it is now the home of drug dealers, chavs, snobs and rough council estates like Bentswood.

Haywards Heath was a nice town years ago man, now it's the biggest shithole going.

by smitho111 October 1, 2023