smitho111's definitions

Cullompton

A strange little town in the middle of nowhere swarming with chavs.

Has a huge Tesco, and is permanently blocked up with traffic. It also has a McDonalds.

Cullompton is only known for its McDonald's

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Minehead

The home of Butlins. Says it all really.

Minehead? Isn't that where butlins is?

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

St Ives

A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.

St Ives is where people queue up for 4 hours just to use the public toilets

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Penzance

The home of drunken pirates.

Penzance is full of pirates my luvverr

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Camborne

A town in Cornwall, England. One of the most deprived areas of Europe.

The young people of Camborne desperately try to escape, but they know they will never succeed.
The town is full of druggies and rough pubs.

The kind of place that no one would go to by choice.

Camborne is a shithole of the highest order

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Torquay

Formerly the richest town in England, Torquay is now part of the most deprived union authority in all of South-West England, Torbay.
The town centre has hundreds of mobile phone repair stores.
One of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the UK.
75% of the population are drug addicts, alcoholics or old people.

Torquay has turned into the Blackpool of Devon.

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Taunton

A depressing and pointless town in Somerset, UK.

All the shops are closing down in the town centre, leaving Taunton looking like a ghost town.

Taunton is a hellhole

by smitho111 October 1, 2023