torqued

Angry, mad, upset
also Corked

I have to stay after school, I am so torqued!

by FrenchFry May 23, 2004

torqued

Very drunk.

Last night we got really torqued.

by Beastie September 22, 2003

torqued

as drunk as possible.

(often in combination with xanax and/or fishing and/or driving a van).

"whats up brohamsky?"

"I'm getting tortally torqued brah. you should come over."

by pseudonymguy July 22, 2010

torqued

1. To be truly excited
2. To be on the losing end of a no-win situation, see also fucked

1. Jimmy is really torqued about seeing this movie
2. Jimmy knew he was torqued when he saw the gun.

by Mattricio January 04, 2003

torqued

getting your ass handed to you by a superior in the military. Involves physical punishment that only the hardest of people can actually do. Can also be a phycological punishment.

1. Man master corperal really torqued us with the rucksack march.
2. I was perfect that inspection, he only threw my kit around to torque me.

by babyg296 February 13, 2010

torqued

From the show Workaholics, it is the equivelent of having an erection.

Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"

by TallyMcSky April 09, 2011

Torqued

Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.

She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.

by chadioo April 13, 2013