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Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
by chadioo April 13, 2013
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.
1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!
by A.C. Sativa May 28, 2013
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To be filled with anger or rage.
After striking out, Maxwell sat down in the dugout...

"I'm so torqued."
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by kelkey November 30, 2019
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as drunk as possible.

(often in combination with xanax and/or fishing and/or driving a van).
"whats up brohamsky?"

"I'm getting tortally torqued brah. you should come over."
by pseudonymguy July 22, 2010
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