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torquing 

A male version of "twerking", in which a man wildly thrusts his pelvis back and forth in an attempt to make his penis flop around violently, defying all decent laws of physics and nature. See Twerking
Damn... I just saw that new video of Chris Brown torquing. His junk was all over the place. Lovin' that torque, son!
torquing by Mr. Foghat September 2, 2013

torquing 

applying a torque, aka a force that causes circular motion.
I keep torquing this doorknob.
torquing by physicsninja99 August 30, 2013

torquing 

A pun involving the physics concept "Torque" or rotation, and referring to someone talking. Usually followed by a strange awkward look by people who don't understand.
"Oh look! Michael is torquing"
"No way!"
torquing by Lots0fgoats August 30, 2013

torquing 

A very skinny person with no ass twerking
Did you see Miley Cyrus torquing at the vma's???
torquing by lucyp August 31, 2013

torquing 

To get an erection, once erection is achieved the man is torqued.
Billy: Man Jessica's tits get me so torqued!
John: Yea! Here she comes now, I'm totally torquing.
torquing by tommygun September 4, 2013

torquing your teets 

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
torquing your teets by Androecium February 13, 2014