twanker

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.
'You fucking twanker Matthew.'
by anycon December 23, 2004
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twanker

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...
@aplusk is a right twanker
by e_mpika April 17, 2009
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twanker

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.
"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"
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twanker

it is a shortened word for"toms a wanker"
tom pritchard from wrexham is a twanker
by beatdownshiffty July 10, 2006
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twanker

A banker who uses Twitter.

This was made up live on Deal or No Deal by Noel.
That banker is a twanker
by kennydude October 16, 2011
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a shortened word for nicks a wanker
that plonker nick blundle from wrexham is a right twanker with a small willie
by paul willie June 05, 2007
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A noun used to describe twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Ey...whatsup..yea i want a twankers"

"Got a pack o' twankers?"

"Nah man..all I got left is a twankers..some shake."
by weez420time January 25, 2007
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