Twanker 

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

Twanker by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

twanker 

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.

'You fucking twanker Matthew.'

twanker by anycon December 23, 2004

twanker 

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

twanker by e_mpika April 17, 2009

Twanker 

(noun) A person, organization, or company who uses bad form or exhibits bad behavior on Twitter.

"His constant posting of misinformed and mean-spirited Tweets resulted in the group labeling him a Twanker"

Twanker by snookers88 February 6, 2013

twanker 

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.

"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"

twanker by Gwanker (partial to Bflat wank too) July 4, 2004

twanker 

it is a shortened word for"toms a wanker"

tom pritchard from wrexham is a twanker

twanker by beatdownshiffty July 14, 2006

Twanker 

An insult for females instead of wanker.
Twat + Wanker = Twanker

"God Sarah your such a twanker..."

Twanker by UrbanLedgend June 16, 2016