titwanker

One who enjoys shagging the jubblies.

Spunk up the face, you titwanker!

titwanker by Anonymous August 15, 2003

twatwanker 

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny

She's a twatwanker of the first order.

twatwanker by Piemanius September 14, 2006

Twanker 

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

Twanker by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

Titwankability 

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.

'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'

Titwankability by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007

titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

titwank by titwanker April 10, 2003

twanker 

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.

'You fucking twanker Matthew.'

twanker by anycon December 23, 2004

titwhanker 

An adult male that still lives with his mother, even though he is well into his 30's.

Hey, Mel is such a titwhanker! He's 35 and he still lives with his mother!

titwhanker by Stripe September 6, 2005