Hapless 

Unlucky and/or Unfortunate.

#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.

#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.

#1: I know, I know.

Hapless by Clorox eater December 15, 2009

Hapless 

Best Forward AssualtWaller.

Hapless walls everyone he is the best waller

Hapless by Hapless666 January 30, 2022

Hapless 

Best curry slayer in a game called Forward Assualt He walls people without peeking them.

Hapless is the best waller.

Hapless by Hapless999 February 1, 2022

hapless technoweenie 

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

hapless technoweenie by Landon783 January 4, 2014

hapless romantic 

A man that overthinks relationships to over exaggerated proportions and doesn't realize the relationship is over.

Did you what Sean did?

Nah man, what did he do this time?

He planned his proposal to Julie to the T!

Dude they broke up 6 month's ago.

I know, he's such a hapless romantic.

hapless romantic by I'm that guy 1234 February 27, 2015

Hapless Moderation 

A mod team consisting of different mods supporting neo nazis and pedophiles

Hapless Moderation sucks vro

Hapless Moderation by gnte and 981 are balls June 21, 2025

Hapless Moderation

An Moderation team consisting of different mods who are and support gooners, neo-nazis, racists and pedophiles

Just gonna banned from town
Hapless Moderation sucks vro

Hapless Moderation by epic deltarune shit November 3, 2025