Unlucky and/or Unfortunate.
#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.
#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.
#1: I know, I know.
#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.
#1: I know, I know.
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Get the Hapless mug.a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.
From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.
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Did you what Sean did?
Nah man, what did he do this time?
He planned his proposal to Julie to the T!
Dude they broke up 6 month's ago.
I know, he's such a hapless romantic.
Nah man, what did he do this time?
He planned his proposal to Julie to the T!
Dude they broke up 6 month's ago.
I know, he's such a hapless romantic.
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