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Tophing

Rambling about nonsense on a loop, while asking for drugs, alcohol, pizza and money with a promise of giving it back, but never do.
This guy has been tophing around for 3 days straight like a bucket.
by Squid under a lid February 3, 2021
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Cow topping

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
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toshing

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.
I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.
by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016
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social topping

Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.
"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"
by pubetown February 25, 2019
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Toping

Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.
Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*
by Lil fission March 4, 2011
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story topping

1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.
Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
by FishLips June 11, 2007
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toshing

the act of giving a rimjob while watching tosh.0
During tosh.0, Sharon began toshing her boyfriend
by Cupcake Sally March 23, 2010
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