The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.

Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"

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tookus tarzan

A Male Homosexual

Mark Harris may have married Martha Raye, but he is still a Tookus Tarzan from jump street.

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wampus tookus

A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.

“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”

“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”

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Trivia Tookus

The painful, yet slightly satisfying soreness one experiences on or just below the buttocks from parking your rear end in a folding chair for the duration of the world's largest trivia contest hosted in Wisconsin each April.

As Greg stood up, he realized that he was suffering from Trivia Tookus after playing trivia for nearly 30 hours.

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Baby tookus

Noun: a name for a cute child's bottom, can also be used as a nickname for your significant other.

Tiffany is my cute lil baby tookus.
look at my kid, he's got such a cute baby tookus

Baby tookus by DL Hughesly March 10, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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