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tiny_toothpicks 

tiny_toothpicks is the ign of a Minecraft player. They have been playing Minecraft for several years and often play the minigame bedwars on the server Hypixel. They sometimes go by the nickname "Tiny" and are also known to be incredibly smart and hot.
tiny_toothpicks just fell into the void again

wow look it's tiny_toothpicks they're so cool
tiny_toothpicks by luxynth May 26, 2021

toothpicks on the floor 

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.
Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.

H. E. double toothpicks 

Go to fucking H. E. double toothpicks
Alternative; H.E. Double Hockey Sticks
H. E. double toothpicks by Jeff494 October 1, 2005

Making Toothpicks 

Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.
Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?

Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.

Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.
Making Toothpicks by Random Killer November 22, 2011

H. E. double toothpicks 

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.
H. E. double toothpicks by Light Joker September 14, 2004

Toothpicks 

Used to get food out of you teeth! Or they make gr8 pressies for your friends if your weird
Would you like a toothpick for xmas???
Toothpicks by Michelle December 12, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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