Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

ton(e) loc 

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.
After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.
ton(e) loc by KB :) June 23, 2003

ton(e) loc 

Fuck! I just rolled a Tone loc!
ton(e) loc by T Bags January 23, 2005

ton eighty 

In darts, a score of one hundred eighty. It is the highest possible score with three darts. Three tripple twenties.
Dude, I cant believe you got a ton eighty with those crappy plastic darts!
ton eighty by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

ton pénis est petit 

French for “Your Penis Is Small”
French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec 

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward
Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

qu'est que ton bebe 

What is your baby? - in french
Said when a CUTE baby is in a near vacinity.
Isn't said to the person with the baby, it is said in general.
*person with a cute baby walks by*

Sally: awwww qu'est que ton bebe!
qu'est que ton bebe by corefour February 28, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more