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ton(e) loc 

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.
After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.
ton(e) loc by KB :) June 23, 2003

ton(e) loc 

Fuck! I just rolled a Tone loc!
ton(e) loc by T Bags January 23, 2005

ton eighty 

In darts, a score of one hundred eighty. It is the highest possible score with three darts. Three tripple twenties.
Dude, I cant believe you got a ton eighty with those crappy plastic darts!
ton eighty by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

ton pénis est petit 

French for “Your Penis Is Small
French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec 

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward
Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

qu'est que ton bebe 

What is your baby? - in french
Said when a CUTE baby is in a near vacinity.
Isn't said to the person with the baby, it is said in general.
*person with a cute baby walks by*

Sally: awwww qu'est que ton bebe!
qu'est que ton bebe by corefour February 28, 2009