Tompo

A programmer that always rewrites the entire codebase, so the product will never get published.

Dang, this tompo is doing it again...

by TomJuri December 7, 2023

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Emotional Tampon

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Tampon Chewer

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy

Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013

Tampobling

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.

Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.

by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013

Captain Tampon

A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.

Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !

by EightBall August 9, 2012

Tombo

An offensive Colombian slang used to refer to the cops and policemen, It could be used as an insult when there's an abuse of authority or to express repudiation against this organization

Spanish: Tombos hijueputas, dispararon gas durante la manifestación
English: Motherfucker tombos, they shot tear gas during the protest

Spanish: Los tombos no les importa si uno está protestando pacíficamente, ellos disparan a quemaropa
English: The tombos don't care if you are protesting pacifically, they shoot point blank

by BlasphemerHistorian May 7, 2021