tomposs

Small Penis, Ugly Face, Looks like Shrek's asshole what a pimp

He looks like a Tomposs

by Jokl April 28, 2014

Tompass

*Acting like your hurt because you've just hurt someone else.

*Trying to get people to feel sympathetic for you even though you're at fault.

*Feigning injury in order to soften the consequences of your idiotic act.

Mr Tompass the 6ft teacher inadvertently shoulder charges an innocent female student during a physical eduaction drill. She goes down like a sack of potatoes clutching her beaten body. Mr Tompass (realising what he's done) cerebrally falls to one knee pretending to be injured in order to soften the blow. To top it off Tompass escorts the poor girl to the school medical facility leaving the class a hero rather than a villian thus DOING A TOMPASS.

by sinistersubmarine September 13, 2011

tompuss

a bloody legend who will make your day so much better. Sure, he can sometimes be doing a drug or two, and sure he is asleep for 25 hours of the day. But, yes he is gay and a yes he is sexy. If you ever see a Tompuss be sure to have sex with him.

Tompuss was a bloody legend this evening.

by Milky314_x October 8, 2020

tomossible

Possible tomorrow. Generally used as a response to someone's question about when you are planning to do something.

Boss: "Jennifer, do you think you'll be finished with that report by it's due date tomorrow?"

Jennifer: "It's tomossible".

by Sean and Stacy September 2, 2009

tomossrealwife

The best mutual ever. She is so funny, kind and an amazing person.

dilucssrealwife: hey, who is the best person in the world?

everyone: tomossrealwife

by elizathewhore May 3, 2022