tomposs
He looks like a Tomposs
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Tompass
*Acting like your hurt because you've just hurt someone else.
*Trying to get people to feel sympathetic for you even though you're at fault.
*Feigning injury in order to soften the consequences of your idiotic act.
*Trying to get people to feel sympathetic for you even though you're at fault.
*Feigning injury in order to soften the consequences of your idiotic act.
Mr Tompass the 6ft teacher inadvertently shoulder charges an innocent female student during a physical eduaction drill. She goes down like a sack of potatoes clutching her beaten body. Mr Tompass (realising what he's done) cerebrally falls to one knee pretending to be injured in order to soften the blow. To top it off Tompass escorts the poor girl to the school medical facility leaving the class a hero rather than a villian thus DOING A TOMPASS.
Tompass by sinistersubmarine September 13, 2011
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tompuss
a bloody legend who will make your day so much better. Sure, he can sometimes be doing a drug or two, and sure he is asleep for 25 hours of the day. But, yes he is gay and a yes he is sexy. If you ever see a Tompuss be sure to have sex with him.
Tompuss was a bloody legend this evening.
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Possible tomorrow. Generally used as a response to someone's question about when you are planning to do something.
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Jennifer: "It's tomossible".
Jennifer: "It's tomossible".
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