Tompom (pronounced TOMPOM) is a term used to describe a person who can't see or rationalize well due to their head being trapped inside their own anus for long periods of time. It is often hereditary and leads these individuals to make factually incorrect statements based entirely on their ignorance, lack of education, and emotional projection.
Brian: "5G is going to give you the 'rona man"
Stacy: "ewww... whats that awful smell?"
Jeff: "Oh what's Brian, he's a TomPom, so when he speaks it smells like a dirty anus."
Stacy: "ewww... whats that awful smell?"
Jeff: "Oh what's Brian, he's a TomPom, so when he speaks it smells like a dirty anus."
by wisethinkingape April 07, 2022