Tompom 

Tompom (pronounced TOMPOM) is a term used to describe a person who can't see or rationalize well due to their head being trapped inside their own anus for long periods of time. It is often hereditary and leads these individuals to make factually incorrect statements based entirely on their ignorance, lack of education, and emotional projection.

Brian: "5G is going to give you the 'rona man"

Stacy: "ewww... whats that awful smell?"

Jeff: "Oh what's Brian, he's a TomPom, so when he speaks it smells like a dirty anus."

Tompom by wisethinkingape April 7, 2022

Topomax/Topamax 

Topomax is the misspelling of the prescription drug, Topamax (Topiramate). It is an anticonvulsant and anti-seizure medication that, in stronger doses us used to control epilepsy. In smaller amounts prescribed under the brand name Topamax, it is used to help control severe migraines in both frequency and severity.

I use to get migraines two to three days a week until I began taking Topomax/Topamax. Now I hardly ever get them.

Topomax/Topamax by pzzld October 10, 2007

Tomlompus 

The manly, proud word for penis!
Penis is what a wimpy asian kid has, but heck, if you have a tomlompus, YOU ARE A MAN.

Look at the guys tomlompus! Its huge!

Tomlompus by mitti876 September 2, 2011

Tampomb 

A reference to the explosively negative mood swings a woman experiences during her menstrual period.

I'm not going to make poker night tonight, guys. Lindsey's tampomb just went off.

Tampomb by Belunan December 12, 2009

Tempomorph 

Used in a video game named,”Edna and Harvey: The Break Out”. Where an object,(Harvey), lets Edna Konrad learn skills by going to her past memories. This term basically means,”Temporary time traveling to memories from the past”. This could also mean,” I’m crazy and can time travel by using a blue stuffed bunny”. This is also ability used by the mentally ill, don’t tell Edna.

Tempomorph me to the past!

Tempomorph by Sereetaa Ureeostegwee December 18, 2017

topomax 

Topomax is a misspelling of the prescription drug "Topamax."

Sorry kiddo, you spelled topomax wrong. Topamax is not an anti-psychotic. It is, in fact, used to treat migraines.

topomax by MikeSIU June 13, 2007

tomtom 

Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.

tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.

tomtom by J. Symonds June 28, 2006