Taxblocked

When you try to buy something but you're less than one dollar short because of tax. (Same thing as cockblocked but with tax instead of cock.)

I was trying to buy something earlier and I got fucking taxblocked. That pisses me off!

by Doodles is Hung October 25, 2019

talkblocked

The act of removing someone from your conversations and/or life by not updating them when you change your email or other social networking contact information. Also accomplished by defriending them on social networking sites.

Example:
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.

by thundersnow December 8, 2010

TokBlocked

When you're scrolling through your "for you page" on the clock app and you accidentally refresh the feed before you liked the video or followed the creator and now it is lost forever.

I saw this really funny video on the clock app about a dude with some ducks and a ski mask girl spitting shots into nana's mouth, but I was TokBlocked when I hit the back button instead of the home button when I was looking at the creator's profile.

by thebigr3ddog August 29, 2021

Tatlocked

Named after C. Tatlock. It's the process of sucking so hard on a dab pen that the machine itself becomes concerned about your welling being and shuts down automatically.

Dude, she Tatlocked that dab pen so hard the only way she's getting home is with an air traffic controller.

by OregonDrySide January 10, 2022

Tatlocked

The process of sucking so hard on a dab pen that the machine itself becomes concerned about your welling being and shuts down automatically.

Dude, she Tatlocked that dab pen so hard the only way she's getting home is with an air traffic controller.

by OregonDrySide January 10, 2022