Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
La'Tosha
The most beautiful thing to walk this planet. A girl who is very shy at first but when you get to know her she's very fun to be around and funny but gets annoying sometimes. You can never stay mad at her for long. Also the boys will end up falling for her. And she has a temper but can't stay mad at people for long but don't ever get her mad she gets pissed so don't fuck with her.
La'Tosha is the most beautiful thing to walk this planet and the editors who reject this are mad that I go out with her and they don't!
OMG I love La'Tosha's they're so awesome!
OMG I love La'Tosha's they're so awesome!
La'Tosha by Mrs_trod07 September 21, 2016
Tosha
A girl who is very shy at first but when you get to know her she's very fun to be around and funny but gets annoying sometimes. You can never stay mad at her for long. Also the boys will end up falling for her. And she has a temper but can't stay mad at people for long but don't ever get her mad she gets pissed so don't fuck with her.
Temecula Tophat
Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.
Temecula Tophat by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011
tophatspacedog
A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.
tophatspacedog by PopoJø May 18, 2019
Tophat Kat
A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.
In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.
Tophat Kat by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 6, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026