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A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.
OMG! its tophatspacedog, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Nani? tophat-san sugoi ne!
by PopoJΓΈ May 18, 2019
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