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Temecula is boring, nice weather, conveiently located between san diego and La and beaches. Although it is an hour or so drive to these destinations, Temecula itself lacks any sorce of entertainment except maybe pechanga. Which actually is pretty cool... if you are over 21.
Temecula is full of drugs, and people who think they are hardcore. They act like they are in gangs and from the ghetto, but none of them even know what being in the ghetto is. They talk like they're from the ghetto, sayin nigga after every word, but they're all white and are just ignorant sob's.

Temecula is full of bro's and bor ho's. They think they are bad ass because they own dirt bikes, but none of them ride, they just own them because they think it's cool.

All they really do is sit around and smoke weed all day and talk about how awesome their dirt bike ride went that never happened.

Most of the kids have tattoo's of stupid things like a tattoo of a giant toilet on their forearm. Many just get a tattoo because everyone else is doing it.
by feces face February 20, 2011
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where no one knows how to drive with their heads outside their asses.
I'll make this illegal u-turn in temecula, but honk at the cars that I almost hit.
by jenacyde April 22, 2009
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"A sunny city filled with shady people". The birthplace of drama and shit-talking and two timing people. The only thing to do is go to somebody's house on the weekend and get drunk with people who will get all in your business the next day. A town so boring that people resort to getting involved in other people's lives for entertainment. Girls are sketchy and easy. Guys try to act hard when they have never seen a "hood". Temecula consists of the PROMENADE, THE MOVIES, ALBERTO's, and HARVESTON LAKE.
Temecula is not balla... at ALL. If your having a good day, don't meet a girl from Temecula. No thugs exist in Temecula
by ...p-L@T... April 17, 2007
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A Riverside county, CA (few miles from SD county) city, which I live a good 20 miles from. 30 square miles of land, about 100K people, and lots of construcion work going on. They make lots of wine there. Crime is 20% less than the national average, which I think is nice.
Um, the Temecula Embassy Suites hotel by the Rancho California Rd exit, on the 15 Freeway about 10 miles from the SD county border.
by SAFDSFS May 17, 2006
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A lovely city just north of the san diego border and south of L.A.

Clean air, lots of Prius's, and lots of lifted trucks.

Realetors make up 76% of the population and if you don't have a friend who is some way related to a teacher, then you don't live here.

Classic Hang out Places:
The mall, mulligans, the movies, and harveston.

There's lots of drugs going around but it all stays under the radar.

All the kids play club soccer or little league baseball.

TEMECULA ROCKS (compared to old-people-ghost-town Hemet!)
I live in Temecula.

"Where the F*** is that?!"
by kikikipee July 22, 2009
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a town outside of san diego county. most people from temecula cant afford to live in san diego, but they wont tell you that. the population of temecula consists of 12 year old emo kids with hot topic clothes often seen wandering the mall ,teenagers with lifted trucks that have never seen dirt and have logos of companys that would never sponsor them, so they pay to have the logos put on thier trucks. the older residents of temecula all work desk jobs .these jobs are all in san diego. if you want a close up of these folks,wait where the 78/15 freeway merge in escondido. these desk slaves clogg this part of the freeway sure as the sun rises 5 days a week. The average teenage guy from temecula can eaisily spotted because they all wear the same mall bought clothes examples:skin indusrty active lost no fear ect ect will know them because all they say is yeah brah we mobbed that jump!got like six inches of air!
you will know if you are in temecula because every lifted stickered truck will have a quad or dirtbike in the back. these quads and dirtbikes never see the dirt. they just sit in the back of the truck so everyone knows you are from temecula.
temecula girls are an easy topic to cover. they all look the same and act the same. that is fake.
brah im in temecula with my dirtbike lets do some broadies!
by sephhile February 22, 2006
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A shitty suburb in Southern California consisting mostly of strip malls and concrete wasteland. Where bros, ricers, emos, soccer moms, fat asses, and religous freaks reside .
I am from Temecula , i have no life...
by anon March 17, 2005
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