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Titty Luck 

The luck incited upon a person when in the presence of a titty or baby tit tit.
"Yo how did you get so lucky?"
"I had some Titty luck bro."
Titty Luck by Bill Jonesby May 26, 2016
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When a male takes his penis and impales it between a female's mammilla... only works when the female has big boobs, at least a c-cup
"HOLY SHIT, her DD boobs were great when I was tittyfucking her last night!"
Tittyfuck by Robert Battersby September 28, 2005

tittyfucker 

n. one who fucks tits; more specifically a man who inserts his penis between (typically) a woman's breasts and humps away
My friend Joe is one nasty tittyfucker; he had her on her back and he spewed on her face.
tittyfucker by mackdaddy November 23, 2004

tittyfucking

the act of placing a penis in between two "titties" and making a humping motion.
the last time I saw a set of breasts that nice I had to tittyfuck them
tittyfucking by tittyfuckers February 18, 2003

jesus tittyfucking christ 

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
when a man sticks his dick between my big 38D tits. :)
I want Jeff to tittyfuck my huge tits. :)
tittyfuck by Stacy May 13, 2005
Stickin' yo penis between some tig ol' bitties
Man, I tittyfucked yo momma last night.
Tittyfuck by Nic December 2, 2003
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