Tittention

Exposing your breasts, cleavage, and/or side boob for attention.

That big boobed bitch is getting all the tittention.

by TMcGee June 2, 2015

taintention

When one's taint receives sexual attention.

Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.

by Sean Bry July 25, 2007

Tittenbonus

German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.

She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"

by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014

twattention

Giving attention to a woman's twat.

Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.

by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011

Twittention Whore

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life

Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!

by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010

tirention

A word describing a conversation in which one person isn't paying attention through tiredness.

Verb - To tirente

"I'm gonna go throw myself off a cliff"
"Thats nice, send me a postcard"
"You are in tirention aren't you?"
"Just a bit"

by "Jonesy" February 12, 2006

Titetition

The repeating of many tits, or fat rolls. Found mainly on fat women, but is also common on fat men.
Remember, "titetition" can't be spelled without two tits! :)

The woman got some huge titetitions after she went to rehab for her bulimia.

by repetitioner December 28, 2010