Texttention

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.

After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"

by Justingus September 20, 2015

texttention span

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.

Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.

by LBeverly June 29, 2011

textfectionate

Expressing fondness or tenderness through text message

:)(:
:X
<3

;)

Jimmy is being so textfectionate today

by AQT724 January 5, 2011

Tittention

Exposing your breasts, cleavage, and/or side boob for attention.

That big boobed bitch is getting all the tittention.

by TMcGee June 2, 2015

twattention

Giving attention to a woman's twat.

Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.

by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011

Twittention Whore

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life

Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!

by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010

textentions

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.

I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.

by kenbru April 6, 2021