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Texttention by Justingus September 20, 2015
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Tittention
Tittention by TMcGee June 2, 2015
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twattention by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011
Twittention Whore
One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life
Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?
Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!
Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!
Twittention Whore by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010
textentions
Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.
textentions by kenbru April 6, 2021
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