Titmonkey

A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.

Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.

by kemdog007 November 13, 2011

Twatmonkey

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts

Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey

by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

Titmickey

Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings

She was just titmickeyd

by FluffehMonster March 15, 2009

Twatmonkey

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

titmonger

A person who absolutely adores tits.

"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"

by alxuk.top May 13, 2005

tagmonkey

.noun/ - Place where "way" talented taggers and old robots hang around. (also see ROBOTRON).e/9a l33t

/example. - I logged on to teh Tagmonkey and saw some phat tags, dood!

by Robo February 12, 2004

tmonkeyt

Spawn of Satan, made a server that consists of people who call them selves weebs but they only bump into anime on the server CAUSE' ITS FUCKING FULL OF EM, 5 year old toddlers.

tmonkeyt your server is scuffed mate

by JungleDong April 15, 2019