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A girl who only has big titties because she herself is very small. Singular: Titmouse
When all the new freshmen girls came in, I couldn’t help but notice that they were all titmice.
Titmice by Katie Rack$ September 20, 2019

Titmonkey 

A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.
Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.
Titmonkey by kemdog007 November 13, 2011

titlicker 

golfing slang - a shot to the side of the fairway that gives you the best angle to hit your next shot at the pin
titlicker - opens up the hole nicely

"Nice shot mate, that was a real titlicker"
titlicker by molby August 13, 2006

Titkicker 

An elderly lady whose bust has sagged well below the waistband of average clothing and therefore when walking appears at risk of kicking her own tits with every footstep.
She shouldn't be wearing that bikini at her age, she's a proper titkicker
Titkicker by Studiomonkey August 19, 2025

Titpickett

Oh my! She’s a Titpickett for sure!
Titpickett by Tit Sucker 322 April 7, 2026
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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