textmonkey

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

by lordjulius May 18, 2009

Twatmonkey

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts

Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey

by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

Twatmonkey

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

Titmonkey

A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.

Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.

by kemdog007 November 13, 2011

Telemonkey

Derogatory term referring to a telesales person.

I hung up because there was just a telemonkey on the other end

by AdriHD May 3, 2019

twatmonkeywhore

An idiot with low morals.

Jake is such a twatmonkeywhore for trying to hook up with his best friend’s chick.

by Ezarc December 29, 2021