smeaut

Noun: someone who is smeautiful.
A gorgeous thing encompassing the words sexy, amazing and beautiful (inside and out)
Stuart fiance an incredible person smeaut
by ROBO March 10, 2014
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Shampoop

When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.
So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.
by Robo July 16, 2006
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Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
by Robo January 03, 2005
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tagmonkey

.noun/ - Place where "way" talented taggers and old robots hang around. (also see ROBOTRON).e/9a l33t
/example. - I logged on to teh Tagmonkey and saw some phat tags, dood!
by Robo February 12, 2004
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Slutenkamen

Queen of the sluts. Applies mostly to a certain girl from New York.
I can't believe she did Coatsie and 2 of his 3 sons! What a Slutenkamen!
by Robo February 01, 2005
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Nostradamus

The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band)
Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco
by Robo August 21, 2003
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Scatter-shat

The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.
I am going to go up to Mrs. Jones' desk and scatter-shat in in her face.
by Robo January 03, 2005
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