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titmonger 

"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"
titmonger by alxuk.top May 13, 2005
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Titmonger 

One who barters or sells tits. Seller of tits
John Smith is the biggest titmonger west of the Mississippi
Titmonger by Hugh g. Rection52 April 14, 2010

titmonger 

Jerry is total titmonger becuase he can't stop thinking about them
titmonger by alxuk.top February 22, 2005

titmonger 

Jim decided he was going to be a titmonger when he grew up.
titmonger by steeb February 11, 2003

titmonger 

titmonger combined with anything and itself is titmonger
super awesome guy 1: yo titmonger plus apple equals titmonger
awesomer guy 2: omg yes
titmonger by terrabieyt January 26, 2025

twitlonger 

a free service that you can sign onto with twitter and tweet more then 140 characters
twitlonger : you can write more then 140 characters in a tweet.
twitlonger by dell44223 October 5, 2009

Tit monger 

Someone who barders, or hagles TITS. They sell them and try to get better prices.
You frikkin tit monger, your pathetic!
Tit monger by Niokka September 10, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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