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An incel, mentally ill, crack-head, bitchless, loser who has no friends, doesn't go outside, lies about getting money and pussy on the internet to try and impress people to make himself feel better about how his life really is, while sitting in his pitch black room with a collection of 3 week old McDonald's trash scattered around his room on the floor, on his desk, on his bed, under his bed, roaches crawling up his legs looking for scraps, every time he opens his window once a month you can see a green mist escape out the window, and someone whose toothbrush has the same wear after 4 months since being unpackaged
Beast - 'Yo, that Tenshi guy's a loser.'

Neko - 'Yeah, he's such a tisko.'
Tisko by TheBeast606062 January 6, 2025
Related Words
Tisko • Tiskop • tiskots • tiko • TISMO • TISON • tisk tisk • Tasko • Tesko249 • tikol
A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
when you misspell TikTok and write it as Titkok, which sounds too much like tit-cock.
Person A: hey do you have titkok?
Person B: what? a tit cock?
Perosn A: no shit, a TikTok
titkok by marcheigh February 1, 2021
S.A. Version of a crackhead, relentless, drug addict, crazy... The normal shit you find in addicts.
Daai man is 'n tikkop, hy is Mal.
n. a strange, curious man-child. his appearance resembles that of the offspring that may occur from a Mexican & a prosimian making the sex with one another. he maintains an odd intellect that includes a well rounded knowledge of computers, firearms, cameras, movie films and techno music, among other hobbies & topics. he is extremely friendly but can also be a bit touchy-feely so a learned distance in social situations comes in useful. however, the Tirko is unrivaled in his loyalty to others and can be a true companion for life.

his behavior is typically marked by inappropriate comments, often sexual or violent in content, and can be seen climbing edifices and/or rocks in nature while stoned.
ie: Shu: whoa, did you see that Mexican Monkey climbing that Barnes & Noble yelling out obscenities and taking pictures while blasting techno music?!

Head: yea, what on God's green earth was that?

Shu: shhhh, i think it was the Tirko. if we're quiet, he wont molest us.
Tirko by shuski December 16, 2009
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