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Tirko

n. a strange, curious man-child. his appearance resembles that of the offspring that may occur from a Mexican & a prosimian making the sex with one another. he maintains an odd intellect that includes a well rounded knowledge of computers, firearms, cameras, movie films and techno music, among other hobbies & topics. he is extremely friendly but can also be a bit touchy-feely so a learned distance in social situations comes in useful. however, the Tirko is unrivaled in his loyalty to others and can be a true companion for life.

his behavior is typically marked by inappropriate comments, often sexual or violent in content, and can be seen climbing edifices and/or rocks in nature while stoned.
ie: Shu: whoa, did you see that Mexican Monkey climbing that Barnes & Noble yelling out obscenities and taking pictures while blasting techno music?!

Head: yea, what on God's green earth was that?

Shu: shhhh, i think it was the Tirko. if we're quiet, he wont molest us.
by shuski December 16, 2009
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TimKOng

A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
by The Educators April 5, 2019
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tarkoved

To get killed or fucked within the game tarkov by one of the many many bugs within the game
Ah shit man that scav 1 tapped me from the other side of the map, i've just been tarkoved
by t-t-t-t-tarkov October 30, 2018
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Escape from Tarkov

A video game that will make you lose your life.
Escape from Tarkov (EfT for short) is the most realistic and hardcore survival FPS right now. Developed and Published by Russian company Battlestate Games.

If you die, you'll lose everything you have equipped. So you play in constant fear of getting killed by enemies.

The environment and maps are highly detailed that they look like almost real life locations.
Guns have realistic and highly detailed models, reloading animations and sounds. Also it has satisfying eating and drinking animations.
"Escape from Tarkov and Insurgency Firestorm are the pinnacle of first person shooter games."
by Tarkov Escaper October 14, 2019
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Tarkoved

Getting bent over no lube and just taking it
Ran around the corner and pulled the trigger but got disconnected. Tarkoved once again.
by Nameerf Siuol December 14, 2020
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titkok

when you misspell TikTok and write it as Titkok, which sounds too much like tit-cock.
Person A: hey do you have titkok?
Person B: what? a tit cock?
Perosn A: no shit, a TikTok
by marcheigh February 1, 2021
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Escape from Tarkov

Gettin fucked by Russian and American men while trying to get a fucking shotgun from daddy Prapor
Do you want to play Escape from Tarkov
by Gaymer6942013 November 28, 2020
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