Tiddle Dick
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Twiddle Dick
A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS
Twiddle Dick by CUMLICKER 2 November 20, 2009
Dick-twiddle
A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.
Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
Dick-twiddle by mjs2003 May 23, 2018
Twiddle-Dicking
When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.
Twiddle-Dicking by redneckasshole September 16, 2010
Twiddle-Dicking
When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.
Twiddle-Dicking by Shitstain McGillicutty February 20, 2017