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Dick-twiddle 

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.
Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
Dick-twiddle by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

Twiddle Dick 

Moving you penis in a side to side motion very quickly; A form of Grinding.
Josh was doing the Twiddle dick while grinding on Stacy and she was loving it.
Twiddle Dick by Dark69 January 28, 2013

Twiddle Dick 

A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS
I couldn't have sex with him because he had a twiddle dick!
Twiddle Dick by CUMLICKER 2 November 20, 2009

Dick Twiddling 

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.
Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?
Dick Twiddling by Besenji March 15, 2009

dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"
putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.
dick twiddler by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

Twiddley dick 

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments
It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick
Twiddley dick by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

Tiddle Dick 

A noun used to describe a very arrogant person with an abnormally small penis
The star football player is a total tiddle dick.
Tiddle Dick by VeMMo July 5, 2016
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