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three fingered salute 

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.
John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."

three fingered cotton top hat 

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

three fingered salute 

The art of closing down Microsoft Windows programmes that are pissing you off. by pressing Ctrl,Alt & Del. Repeat the experience to restart the computer.
The game was misbehaving so I gave it the three fingered salute.
three fingered salute by StarFox September 4, 2003

three-fingered Egyptian

Pushing three fingers into a girl's camel toe, forcing her panties up her cunt.
"See that camel toe?"
"Yeah, I'd like to give her the three-fingered Egyptian

three fingered salute 

three fingered salute is another name for CTRL+ALT+DELETE.

CTRL+ALT+DELETE does...

Windows 3.11 = blue screen prompt to restart.
Windows 9x = Applications-only version of Task Manager.
Windows 2000 = Lock PC screen
Windows XP Home = Task Manager.
Windows XP Pro = Lock PC screen
Windows Vista and 7 = Menu to log off, switch user, lock computer, turn off and Task Manager
Sam: Why this computer with Windows 7 will not unfreeze?
Robert: Try the three fingered salute.

Three-fingered hoop 

A specific sexual act usually recieved by a female and given by a male. The three smaller fingers are inserted into the vagina while making a circular shape with the index finger and thumb.
"I gave her the old Three-fingered hoop behind the Pittsworth Hotel."
Three-fingered hoop by Randomgene February 21, 2008