plastic pig

Its a nickname for a 3 wheeled British car called a Reliant Robin. With a body made out of fibre-glass and a very small engine. Known to tip round corners and were given to the disabled and old as 'invalid Carriges', usually in a pale blue colour. Can be driven on a motorbike license.

'I once saw a plastic pig go to fast round a corner and tip onto its side!'

by Evil-Ernie June 06, 2003

netspeak

A way of quickly writing what you would normally say in an IRC or chat room

'I had to use Netspeak on the chat room because otherwise I wouldnt be able to keep up...'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

moke

A special 'jeep' version of the British car the Mini. Open topped with a square body, used in the 60's TV series 'The Prisoner' . Kit build versions are also known as the 'Scamp'. Although they looked cool and like a 4x4 , on the body is differnt from the original Mini, so the chassis is only 2 wheel drive, 10" wheels and the same suspension height making it not very good at being off-road...

'My dads moke looks cool, but it cant go off road, heck! it struggles with small bumps in the road let alone cross country! lol'

by Evil-Ernie June 06, 2003

beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.

John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."

by Evil-Ernie June 02, 2003

Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

temporary latrine

Means to shit your pants i.e. use your underwear as a temporary latrine...

'Her driving was so scary, i used my trousers as a temporary latrine!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003