Thoughtise
A social media post that includes a thought (musing) that includes advise of a generalized nature. A whimsical pondering that concludes in a learning moment.
Thoughtise by Smicki December 26, 2018
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Intrusive thoughts
Terrible thoughts that are repetitive and could come into your mind at any time without a warning. Also referred to as “Devil's Whispers”. A common symptom of OCD, but not always is. It easily convinces everyone around you that you’re going insane.
Someone 1: *Gets a panic attack*
Someone 2: “U good?”
Someone 1: “Nope. I had that same stupid intrusive thought for the 100th time today”
Someone 2: “Just be positive and your intrusive thoughts will go away”
As you can see, “Someone 2” has no idea what an intrusive thought is, and thinks it’s controllable.
Someone 2: “U good?”
Someone 1: “Nope. I had that same stupid intrusive thought for the 100th time today”
Someone 2: “Just be positive and your intrusive thoughts will go away”
As you can see, “Someone 2” has no idea what an intrusive thought is, and thinks it’s controllable.
Intrusive thoughts by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022
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Strawberry thoughts
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thoughts on yaoi
Not meant literally as interest in your thoughts on yaoi! It is an expression used to indicate tl;dr ramblings on a subject the listeners aren't interested in.
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-But what are your thoughts on yaoi?
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-But what are your thoughts on yaoi?
-I was trying to get back to the subject at hand, but she kept giving me her thoughts on yaoi.
thoughts on yaoi by zuffix January 1, 2009
no thoughts head empty
when you have encountered so flabbergasting that your brain cells have left the chat, leaving you with no thoughts, speechless.
no thoughts head empty by moonclqud September 27, 2019
Thoughtsman
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